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02-15-08, 01:59 AM
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Ocean Warrior
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*Whistles innocently*
October 4, 1940
Kaleun Blacklight To BDU I know NOTHING about NONE United States oil tanker that mysteriously got a hole blown in it as it approached England. 
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02-15-08, 02:07 AM
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Ace of the Deep
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Hole?? That's not a hole! It's that new "tugboat pass-through" for the safety of smaller vessels navigating in busy U.S. harbors!
Yeah, that's it. :hmm:
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02-15-08, 02:11 AM
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Lucky Jack
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October 4, 1940
BDU To Kaleun Blacklight Understood. Return to base immediatly. There will be NO gestapo officers waiting for you. |
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02-15-08, 03:58 AM
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Torpedoman
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02-15-08, 05:59 AM
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Rear Admiral
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October 4, 1940
BDU (shaggy - it wasnt me) Who blew up the tankah reply: wasnt me who killed all those seamen reply: wasnt me who made that hole reply: wasnt me who scored that tonnage reply: wasnt me who fired that torpedo reply: wasnt me who was hungry for a juicy target reply: wasnt me who thought to get awards by sinking american ships reply: wasnt me HunterICX :rotfl:
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02-15-08, 07:18 AM
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Navy Seal
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It probably blew itself up for the insurance money. You know--Americans
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02-15-08, 07:46 AM
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Watch
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Bit of a lame excuse to get insurance, though.
"I want insurance. I know - I'll blow myself up!" WHY, I ask you?!
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And so the torpedo went 'tick-tock-BOOM!' The captain asked one of the crew: "Why is there a hole in OUR sub?!" To which the crewman replied "I put the torpedo in the wrong way round!"  BTW, if anyone's interested in meh fanfic 'Paper Mario - What REALLY Happened', look up 'Paper Mario Story' on http://thebunnyhunter.deviantart.com |
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02-15-08, 09:06 AM
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Eternal Patrol
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The official explanation is that it hit a mine. We plant mines, the British plant mines, all God's chillun plant mines. If you can't swim, stay out of the water.
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02-15-08, 09:33 AM
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Commander
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But let's be honest. Aren't they just sooooooo tempting - all bright and shiny and lit up? If you patrol around BF17, quite regularly in 1941 there's a small unescorted convoy of four ships which head SW through the patch - Two merchants and 2 luvverly big tankers. problem is they belong to the Republic of Ireland - Damn it!
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02-15-08, 10:00 AM
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Maverick Modder
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"Sorry, sir! Next time I see one I'll wait for it to dock and be requisitioned by the British before I sink it."
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02-15-08, 11:43 AM
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Still crazy as ever!
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02-15-08, 11:52 AM
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Planesman
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I took a big renown hit for sinking a hospital ship in the ireland straights.. oops..
No more neutrals for me. Tool.
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02-15-08, 12:02 PM
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Engineer
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Location: North of Malta, shadowing your pretty little C3 Cargo!
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torp those babies, and ill make sure you join them in davy jones locker!  the fury of the irish will be heard!
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 Im a one U-boat wolfpack. Ive hit the bottom of the Mediterranian at 250 metres in my VIIC and brought that babe back up, and still made it back to La Spezia. Ive sunk more destroyers than I have merchants...youll wish you never sailed into U-87s hunting grounds. When you pull into port, dont lull yourself into a false sense of security, your mines and subnets are just a petty challenge for my crew and I.
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02-15-08, 12:36 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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Sea Lord
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Nice thread... many of us did it now and then... CapZap
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