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Old 11-03-08, 03:41 PM   #1
Jimbuna
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Mother-in Law

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face

was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't

graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the

only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have

to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested

that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very

delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the

man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before!

All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with

emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you

for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

every time Isee your mother kiss my ar$e.'


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