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HunterICX · 11-12-09, 07:32 AM

A Summary of Sortie #3-4-5

At the Soviet airbase in (**Soviet Censorship**) the Gulagwaffles sit around a fire

Drunken Officer: Cooowmrraaades, I liwwkee to bring outffff a ....
*BAM!*
HunterICX: Comrade Raptor!.....would you please notify me the next time! now I got splatters of blood in and on my glass of Vokda!!!
Raptor1: throw that glass away...it's now infected by incompetence
Schroeder: having the order to make sure the image of the Soviet officers on duty is not about drunken fools?
Raptor1: Nyet..this one was completly random.
*Task Force starts to move away from Raptor1*
Raptor1: *waves Mosin-Nagant towards Task Force* where you think you're going?
Task Force: Nowhere comrade...
Raptor1: Good...
HunterICX: quiet a day huh...we've teached those Fascist well that the invasion was a big mistake.
Raptor1: Whats that smell? smells like Fascist....
Schroeder: That would be me, I've been drenched with gallons of that Fascist petrol when I attacked that train.
Raptor1: Mmmm..right.
*Task Force throws in another part of the 109's wing into the fire*
Task Force: Those Fascist parts burn very well...
Raptor1: Yes...they do.
HunterICX: I think the Panzer commanders are not having such a great time, probally blaming that Goering for his incompetence trying to get air superiority over our lands.
Schroeder: I know for a fact that Hitler would ignore them and say they could win the war without air superioty.
Raptor1: *swings around Mosin-Nagant pointing it to Schroeder* and how do you know that?
Schroeder: Eh.....well its obvious no?
Raptor1: Its obvious that you are a bad artist but...I can always attach the tag Fascist spy to that title of yours if you keep saying stuff like that.
Schroeder: Bad artist?....eh..not again.
HunterICX: Hey look a KV-1 with what it seems to be Ilyushin 2's wing rammed between the turret.
*A red headed KV-1 driver steps out and walks towards the Gulag waffles*
Kv-1 driver: WHICH OF YOU INCOMPOTE....
*BAM!*
Raptor1: thats what you get for clipping the People's Ilyushin!
*Task Force runs away*

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HunterICX

11-12-09, 07:32 AM	#9
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	A Summary of Sortie #3-4-5 At the Soviet airbase in (Soviet Censorship) the Gulagwaffles sit around a fire Drunken Officer: Cooowmrraaades, I liwwkee to bring outffff a .... BAM! HunterICX: Comrade Raptor!.....would you please notify me the next time! now I got splatters of blood in and on my glass of Vokda!!! Raptor1: throw that glass away...it's now infected by incompetence Schroeder: having the order to make sure the image of the Soviet officers on duty is not about drunken fools? Raptor1: Nyet..this one was completly random. Task Force starts to move away from Raptor1 Raptor1: waves Mosin-Nagant towards Task Force where you think you're going? Task Force: Nowhere comrade... Raptor1: Good... HunterICX: quiet a day huh...we've teached those Fascist well that the invasion was a big mistake. Raptor1: Whats that smell? smells like Fascist.... Schroeder: That would be me, I've been drenched with gallons of that Fascist petrol when I attacked that train. Raptor1: Mmmm..right. Task Force throws in another part of the 109's wing into the fire Task Force: Those Fascist parts burn very well... Raptor1: Yes...they do. HunterICX: I think the Panzer commanders are not having such a great time, probally blaming that Goering for his incompetence trying to get air superiority over our lands. Schroeder: I know for a fact that Hitler would ignore them and say they could win the war without air superioty. Raptor1: swings around Mosin-Nagant pointing it to Schroeder and how do you know that? Schroeder: Eh.....well its obvious no? Raptor1: Its obvious that you are a bad artist but...I can always attach the tag Fascist spy to that title of yours if you keep saying stuff like that. Schroeder: Bad artist?....eh..not again. HunterICX: Hey look a KV-1 with what it seems to be Ilyushin 2's wing rammed between the turret. A red headed KV-1 driver steps out and walks towards the Gulag waffles Kv-1 driver: WHICH OF YOU INCOMPOTE.... BAM! Raptor1: thats what you get for clipping the People's Ilyushin! Task Force runs away --- HunterICX __________________ Last edited by HunterICX; 11-12-09 at 04:42 PM.