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Granted: the movie ending changes, but so does history!  U-96 makes it back to port, there is much rejoicing, and the crew sets out on many more succesful patrols. Doenitz gets his demands for a sizable u-boat fleet met and the Third Reich successfully strangles the lifeline to the U.K. Sea Lion is an utter success and the U.K. falls. Building an unstoppable momentum, Hitler conquers Canada, the U.S., the Soviet Union, and soon nothing is left to keep German and Japanese clutches away from Australia. The entire world is subjugated under the iron rule of the swastika for centuries to come, all because you wanted to change a silly old movie. |
Now that's crushing my dreams!
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I wish I could fast-forward through the next month of school to vacation.
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Granted although during that month many life changing events happen and because you skip them you miss all those moments, plus all the knowledge that you should have gained at school is never learnt so when you get back after vacation you fail, causing you to end up quitting and living on the streets selling empty cans to hobos.
I wish I could give the world a coke.