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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro
PS I hope Sir Charles didn't do anything nasty to Martha 
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I'm not sure yet. I'm still writing.
I think Sir Charles was furious at Martha's pending nuptials and angry at being rejected, Sir Charles hit's Martha over the head with a blunt instrument, probably the dog. Sir Charles then hypnotizes Martha into thinking she is Britney Spears and does plastic Surgery on her so she looks like Britney spears, Including all the plastic. Sir Charles even gives Martha a terrible singing voice to make it all the more convincing.
I stopped writing there.
Either Sir Charles mails Martha to Las Vegas, postage due, in a trunk where she does 2 shows a night, 3 on Saturdays with a matinee or with all of Britney's / Martha's plastic, she has a Tupperware party.
I haven't decided yet and I'm still working on it. This is a common story and I'm sure it happens everyday
