[Eichhörnchen]

I spoke to my mate up the road today (on the phone of course) and told him we were about to run out. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick"

"My mother-in-law has three rabbits" I said... "perhaps I could borrow them"

Then I said I wondered whether Pets At Home might soon find they'd got no rabbits left:

"We've got birds... guinea Pigs... but no rabbits... wonder why?"