George Burns, when asked about his longevity, used to say "I wake up in the morning, put on my robe, go downstairs, get the morning paper. Then I got to the kitchen, prepare a martini and get out a cigar. I open the paper first to the obituaries. If I'm not listed in the obituaries, I drink the martini and light up the cigar. The rest of the day is gravy"...
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