I took this one myself (
Falcon 4.0 deploys planes a bit strangely sometimes - this is how the
Take Off training mission starts off if you choose the "Taxi" option instead of the cold start "Ramp" or the runway "Take Off" option):
[Read aloud in rap gangsta voice]
Claw 1-2: Mooove your darned rig, you blind ole sod!
Cowboy 3-1: Yooou move your damned wreck, you n00b-in-a-plane! 'Da Hell
taught you to read taxiway maps, ya
incompetent landlubber?!
Tower [slightly frightened]: Claw 1-2, Cowboy 3-1, kindly--
Claw 1-2: Who you insultin, niggah? You betta move your hulk outta mah way right now--
Tower [clearly flabbergasted]: Cowboy--
Claw 1-2: --or I swear to God I'm gonna step outta mah plane--
Cowboy 3-1: Oh yah? Don't you get outta that cockpit or I'm gonna run you down and dump mah external stores and flares on your balls, foo!
Claw 1-2: Imma gonna whoop your ass nigga! Imma gonna up-turn that plane of yours and throw it in the Yellow Sea--
Tower [frantic]: Tower to security, need immediate assistance, taxiway south 1--
Claw 1-2: --and I'm spit on yah sorry excuse for a fighter jet and piss on your homie's grave and--
[Argument goes on until pilots are seized by airport's MP]
Oh, and Dowly? Lovely pic. Parker's grandson got his hands on an A-10, hm?