Gemeiner Super Market was getting increasingly paranoid in the enlisted bunks. Task Force was snoring loudly, and it was getting increasingly hard to focus.
Am I on guard duty? Dammit, I don't even remember!
He quickly grabs a rifle from the rack, and runs outside. The watch tower is on the outskirts of the woods, and Laufen is still up there.
He has me covered right? *Crack* What was that? It came from the woods! This is Letum's rifle... isn't he on guard duty?
Letum!!! Is that you?
He walks into the woods slowly, trying to peer through the fog. There are strange sounds coming from the depths. Suddenly, he falls face-first into the dirt, tripping on a log.
Agh! Good god, this gun isn't even loaded! *Whimper* AAAAAAAAAAH!
The private ran directly through the base, possibly waking up half the residents, and nearly rams the inn door down.
Excuse me, I need to use the washroom...
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