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Sean C · 04-09-20, 03:17 AM

Well, the fact that you used the "past tense" is a good start. Next I'd say:

Take a very long, very hot shower
Spray everything you own with Lysol™ (be careful with electronics)
Watch old westerns until you forget everything even remotely related to any SJW nonsense
Buy a large caliber gun, go to the nearest shooting range and unload a few mags
Drink a beer ... or twelve
Find some good looking women (preferably in the "fun zone" of the hot/crazy matrix)
Have them cook you a nice steak dinner
Bed them
Restore a classic muscle car and drive it like you stole it, periodically revving the engine for no reason other than the fact that it sounds effing awesome
Do something involving fire, explosions and a general waste of time
Go muddin'
Make new friends who can get you out of a jam because you overestimated your muddin' abilities
Tell long, boring stories about your misadventures to your new friends around a camp fire in the middle of nowhere.
...?
Profit

That should do it.

04-09-20, 03:17 AM	#52
Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 904 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 2	Well, the fact that you used the "past tense" is a good start. Next I'd say: Take a very long, very hot shower Spray everything you own with Lysol™ (be careful with electronics) Watch old westerns until you forget everything even remotely related to any SJW nonsense Buy a large caliber gun, go to the nearest shooting range and unload a few mags Drink a beer ... or twelve Find some good looking women (preferably in the "fun zone" of the hot/crazy matrix) Have them cook you a nice steak dinner Bed them Restore a classic muscle car and drive it like you stole it, periodically revving the engine for no reason other than the fact that it sounds effing awesome Do something involving fire, explosions and a general waste of time Go muddin' Make new friends who can get you out of a jam because you overestimated your muddin' abilities Tell long, boring stories about your misadventures to your new friends around a camp fire in the middle of nowhere. ...? Profit That should do it. __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet Last edited by Sean C; 04-09-20 at 03:31 AM.