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Skybird · 03-10-22, 03:42 PM

ECB confirms it has found its first functional neuron ever.

The ECB experts say one of them stumbled with his feet over a war somewhere, and fell to the ground and dropped his face deep into the dirt on the floor - and there it was, laid out before his eyes, a single one neuron between all the many dirty sandcorns and dust partciles, and the first ever found in the ECB.

The emergency investigation taskforce of the ECB is already engaged, trying to find out who of the ECB staffers needs one more desperately than the others. Doctors said the neuron is unique and precious, and thus should only be transplanted into the most worthy candidate. Lagarde already said she feels "complete" and were sure she does not need one. But network theoreticists expressed some doubt on her thesis.

https://beta.dw.com/en/ecb-to-accele...ion/a-61085258

03-10-22, 03:42 PM	#159
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 40,490 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	ECB confirms it has found its first functional neuron ever. The ECB experts say one of them stumbled with his feet over a war somewhere, and fell to the ground and dropped his face deep into the dirt on the floor - and there it was, laid out before his eyes, a single one neuron between all the many dirty sandcorns and dust partciles, and the first ever found in the ECB. The emergency investigation taskforce of the ECB is already engaged, trying to find out who of the ECB staffers needs one more desperately than the others. Doctors said the neuron is unique and precious, and thus should only be transplanted into the most worthy candidate. Lagarde already said she feels "complete" and were sure she does not need one. But network theoreticists expressed some doubt on her thesis. https://beta.dw.com/en/ecb-to-accele...ion/a-61085258 __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.