Shot down behind enemy lines by...erm... unexpected enemy resistance, I must face capture by the enemy or risk being rescued by...
the Wagnermobile...
Couldn't you land closer? This flight suit is heavy!
Three hours later...
Alright, let's roll...uhm...
Why aren't there normal chairs? Is there a movie on this flight? Where's the flight attendant?
Are the rotors supposed to be this close...aaaaaaaah!
Well, at least there's a free haircut.
Screw this. Next time I'm taking Aeroflot...
