This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed.
Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude.
How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time:
1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers.
2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods.
3> No doing any laundry.
4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces.
5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack.
6> No sending nor opening mail - including email.
7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging.
8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments.
9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather.
10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port.
Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol).
