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HunterICX · 02-12-09, 06:00 AM

Pilot roster has been updated:

now for something different

1st/2nd/3th Sortie:

Somewhere in Italy...Musso was again beeing a true italian Macho...when a Messenger arrive

''Il duce il Duce! The allies are going to land in sicily!''

MACA-RONI! Give me tha phona quik!

A short while after, in Sicily:

G: Schuuuultz! callz in zthe JG77 pilote! we have zomething important zto do!
S: But zthey arent here, zhtey are somewhere chasing italian men dressed like women
G: I wnatzted to to that ztoo..err..WASS! If zthey doezn't report in less then 15 minutez I will send freizler!
S: Oke but watz ze mission?
G: Sinkz ze ebil ships with our powerfull JU88's and make sure zthe fighters give close air support! zthey may not take any advantage and they should die as cowardly dogz if zthey fail to protect my Ju88's!

15 minutes later in the Barracks:

S: Zo...Our great leador haz called....zthe alliez planz to attack Sicily....we send out zthe Ju88's to sinkz the shipz of the ebil alliez.
Sch: Zo the italianz need our help.
Kra: What he say?
Sch: Ow shut up.
Hu: Let the Ju88's sink the ships and we have to make sure they dont get shot down.
Ob: The usual lolwaffe task
Tf: for Goering!
Fin: Where's my G2!

shortly after the sortie

G: How it went Schultz!

S: I know nozthing, I say nozthing......

2nd Sortie:

M: Ha Ha Allies! take thate! now I will send in forces to defende the airfielde of the Jg77!

<when Adolf and Goering got the note of Mussolini's cunning plan.>

H&G: Ow scheisse, no!!!!
H: Move zthem out of there quikly!
G: you neve retreat!
H: This time I make a exzeption!

S: SCHNELL OUTZ of here!

After the Sortie:

G: are you safe now in zthe North?
S: I say notzhing....

3th sortie:

G: Tho...I hate ztho tell this we will have zo intercept zthe Bombers...zthey have bombed Mussolini's house and if it waz mine dezision I would have thanked them and escorted zthem safely...but due political reasonz we will have ztho intercept them and zhoots them down!
Normal conditionz apply...you will not be zhot down...and Hunter you shall not WINE aboutz the equipment I can shootz down a B17 with my old Fokker if I wantz too!

S: You've heardz ze fatty...letz go!

after the sortie:

G: Schultz....SCHULTZ! where are zthe pilots zthey havent returned ztho the proper airbase!
S: I shall say nozthing....

Ende

HunterICX

02-12-09, 06:00 AM	#10
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Pilot roster has been updated: now for something different 1st/2nd/3th Sortie: Somewhere in Italy...Musso was again beeing a true italian Macho...when a Messenger arrive ''Il duce il Duce! The allies are going to land in sicily!'' MACA-RONI! Give me tha phona quik! A short while after, in Sicily: G: Schuuuultz! callz in zthe JG77 pilote! we have zomething important zto do! S: But zthey arent here, zhtey are somewhere chasing italian men dressed like women G: I wnatzted to to that ztoo..err..WASS! If zthey doezn't report in less then 15 minutez I will send freizler! S: Oke but watz ze mission? G: Sinkz ze ebil ships with our powerfull JU88's and make sure zthe fighters give close air support! zthey may not take any advantage and they should die as cowardly dogz if zthey fail to protect my Ju88's! 15 minutes later in the Barracks: S: Zo...Our great leador haz called....zthe alliez planz to attack Sicily....we send out zthe Ju88's to sinkz the shipz of the ebil alliez. Sch: Zo the italianz need our help. Kra: What he say? Sch: Ow shut up. Hu: Let the Ju88's sink the ships and we have to make sure they dont get shot down. Ob: The usual lolwaffe task Tf: for Goering! Fin: Where's my G2! shortly after the sortie G: How it went Schultz! S: I know nozthing, I say nozthing...... 2nd Sortie: M: Ha Ha Allies! take thate! now I will send in forces to defende the airfielde of the Jg77! <when Adolf and Goering got the note of Mussolini's cunning plan.> H&G: Ow scheisse, no!!!! H: Move zthem out of there quikly! G: you neve retreat! H: This time I make a exzeption! S: SCHNELL OUTZ of here! After the Sortie: G: are you safe now in zthe North? S: I say notzhing.... 3th sortie: G: Tho...I hate ztho tell this we will have zo intercept zthe Bombers...zthey have bombed Mussolini's house and if it waz mine dezision I would have thanked them and escorted zthem safely...but due political reasonz we will have ztho intercept them and zhoots them down! Normal conditionz apply...you will not be zhot down...and Hunter you shall not WINE aboutz the equipment I can shootz down a B17 with my old Fokker if I wantz too! S: You've heardz ze fatty...letz go! after the sortie: G: Schultz....SCHULTZ! where are zthe pilots zthey havent returned ztho the proper airbase! S: I shall say nozthing.... Ende HunterICX __________________ Last edited by HunterICX; 02-12-09 at 07:22 AM.