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Originally Posted by the beast
FROM: COMSUBPAC
TO: IMPOSTER S-CLASS
DATE: WE DON'T KNOW
CINCPAC is not pleased to hear that you are preforming occult rituals just to get some lazy commander to come out of his mancave! Let the old man be!
As for your self-imposed Mississippi River patrols, you are to report back to Pearl Harbor at once! Desertion is not tolerated! Head back to Pearl Harbor by [DATA REDACTED] or you will be facing a court-martial!
You are a disgrace to the entire US Navy!
COMSUBPAC
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We don't have engines and I don't think we could row it.