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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter
Granted, but it turns out that it is stolen, and you are sentenced to life at hard labor.
I wish I could be a U-boat ace.
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Granted, but in addition to being a U-boat ace, you were also an extreme supporter of the Nazi party and personal friend of the Führer himself. You survived the Atlantic campaign in your type VIIC, against all odds, and retired to Argentina to hide from justice. You thought you were safe, meeting an Argentine lass and even starting a family and what becomes a huge successful winery on the outskirts of Buenos Aires. This is all until the day that an intrepid reporter digs up your service records and other juicy niggles and publishes them. The fateful day arrives that the Mossad comes and knocks on your door, and you are never heard from ever again.
I wish I had a time machine.