Reminds me of a comedy show skit where it showed a newscast from a banana republic dictatorship:
Newscaster: "In today's democratic national election, our beloved, all-knowing leader, El Presidente, was reelected once again by a vote of 1,385,493 to 1..."
[Loud sound of gunshot off camera; hand appears from right of screen handing paper to newscaster...]
Newscaster: "This just in: following a recount, El Presidente has been declared Presidente-For-Life by unanimous democratic vote..."...
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