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Old 09-20-19, 09:45 AM   #1857
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Re:suicide
I believe the fences at the Golden Gate Bridge were used as an example; the time it takes to climb them gives the person time to rethink about what they are doing.
WORSE YET: SOME TIME AGO (90'S) I HAD APPLIED FOR A SECURITY POSITION ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AND WAS INTERVIEWED BY A PANEL WHO ASKED WHAT I WOULD DO DIFFERENTLY. I ANSWERED DEADPAN "I WOULD OPEN A BUNGEE-CORD CONCESSION AND LET EM 'TRY IT ONCE' MY BARRACK'S HUMOR BEING CORRECT: I WAS OFFERED THE POSITION BUT DECLINED: I DIDN'T WANT 2 B GRAVE-SHIFTS AT 0200 ON HORRIBLE STORMY WINTER NIGHTS!
 
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