09-20-19, 09:45 AM
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Gefallen Engel U-666
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dowly
Re:suicide
I believe the fences at the Golden Gate Bridge were used as an example; the time it takes to climb them gives the person time to rethink about what they are doing.
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WORSE YET: SOME TIME AGO (90'S) I HAD APPLIED FOR A SECURITY POSITION ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AND WAS INTERVIEWED BY A PANEL WHO ASKED WHAT I WOULD DO DIFFERENTLY. I ANSWERED DEADPAN "I WOULD OPEN A BUNGEE-CORD CONCESSION AND LET EM 'TRY IT ONCE' MY BARRACK'S HUMOR BEING CORRECT: I WAS OFFERED THE POSITION BUT DECLINED: I DIDN'T WANT 2 B GRAVE-SHIFTS AT 0200 ON HORRIBLE STORMY WINTER NIGHTS!
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Last edited by Aktungbby; 09-20-19 at 10:54 AM.
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