Haha, you sound like Bilge Rat material and we'll gladly take you on board. The gang hasn't been on patrol in 6 years or so since we botched up the delivery of toilet paper to Guadalcanal. Currently for the last several years we're anchored somewhere on the Mississippi awaiting orders and for our captain, Wolferz, to come out of the head.
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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