"Hey there, whackers! My little buddy Eichhörnchen has asked me to invite you to a whole new game called "Whack-A-Dick". Instead of whacking squirrels you'll be hefting your hammers on a whole load of celebrity Richards"
That's enough from him... the plan is that if it's a dick you whack it, okay? And if it's not then you LOSE points this time. More about the rules later. And don't anybody ask me when it starts... that's just going to be a surprise (like, when I feel like it) so watch out and have your whackers at the ready