"That boy's absorbed a lot of voltage"
"Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis. "
"What's our mission? Rescue Gilligan?"
"Uh, 'scuse me, sir. This is an actual Navy submarine? Not a float in a parade or something?"
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Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.
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