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Originally Posted by Frame57
Ahhhhh! I love smell of fissionable material in the morning.....  |
That's why I wear
fissionable material in the morning: for men.
Also:
Letum's guide to understanding physics:
Like all liquids, electricity is blue. You can't see it in wires because it is
always right in the middle. Lightbulbs work by changing the colour of
electricity.
Like all poisons, radiation is green. It is easy to avoid as it makes a loud
clicking sound. If you can get lots of radiation to make one loud click at the
same time a nuclear explosion happens.
Magnetism is red, as are all magnets. Magnets lead to the north pole because
that is where they are from. They always return there to die.
Gravity is invisible, but if it wasn't it would be Yellow. There is no gravity on the
moon. If there was gravity on the moon it would be coved in apples. Gravity
has an extremely powerful effect on apples, but no effect on aeroplanes.
It is impossible to carry apples in aeroplanes. They just won't take off.