I have a good friend who reminds me of you. Once he forms an opinion about something it's cast in stone and he's never open to seeing anything from any other perspective. Some day I hope to meet you in person and buy you a beer, and have a nice friendly debate over many issues.
Until then I can only use my imagination. I imagine you sound just like this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d4_1226471679