I also like the "Little Johnny" joke I read on another forum not all that long ago:
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The third grade teacher asked her young class how many of them supported Barack Obama.
Not knowing much about who he was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher (and all their peers) one by one the hands went up....
All except the hand of little Johnny.
The teacher noticed Johnny's hand WASN'T raised, so she came over and confronted him:
"And why isn't YOUR hand raised Johnny," she asked?
"Because I don't support Barack Obama."
"And WHY don't you support Barack Obama?"
Johnny looked down at his own hands and then began to reel off a couple of reasons that made sense to him: "Well...my father is a John McCain supporter...
...and my mother is a John McCain supporter too...so I guess that makes me a John McCain supporter too!"
Johnny looks her right in the eye and smiles, quite broadly when he says it.
The teacher, at this point, gets a bit snarky: "Well if your father was a moron and your mother was a moron, what would that make you?!"
Johnny looks her right in the eye once again as he pulls down (euphamistically, but also quite strongly) "on her short-hairs" and says:
"Why...that would make me a Barack Obama supporter...."
:-P
CS