[Rosencrantz]

All degrees are Celsius degrees.

+10 People turns the heat on, exept in Finland where they are planting flowers.

+5 In Finland people are going to beach - if the sun happens to get over the horizon.

+2 Cars made in Italy won't start.

0 Distilled water freezes.

-1 Breath become visible. People are planning holiday in the south. In Finland people are eating icecream and drinking cold beer.

-4 Cat wants to share bed with you.

-10 Time to start planning a holiday in the Africa. In Finland people are going to swim.

-12 Too cold for snowing.

-15 Cars made in USA won't start.

-18 In Finland people turns the heat on.

-20 Breathing becomes noisy.

-22 Cars made in France won't start. It's too cold for ice skating.

-23 Politicans starts worrying about the homeless people.

-24 Cars made in Germany won't start.

-26 Breath can be cut and used for building iglus.

-29 Cat wants to share your pyjama.

-30 Cars made in Japan won't start. A Finn curses, kicks the tire and goes to start Lada or some other car made in Russia.

-31 Kissing becomes impossible, lips would freeze together. In Finland football teams starts planning the summer season.

-35 It's time to stay in hot bath at least next two weeks. In Finland they take snow off the roofs.

-39 Quicksilver freezes. Too cold for thinking. In Finland men don't go out without a shirt.

-40 In Finland men don't go out without a coat.

-45 In Finland people close bathroom's window.

-50 Sea lions are leaving the Grönland. In Finland people are wearing gloves.

-70 Polar bears leaves the North Pole. It's a sportday in universities in Finland.

-75 Santa Claus leaves Lappland. Finnish women are wearing hats.

-250 Alcohol freezes. People in Finland become angry.

-268 Helium turns to a liquid.

-270 Hell freezes.

-273,15 Absolute Zero. Molecules stop moving. Even in Finland they admit it's getting a little bit cool outside - and ask you to give another drink.


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Let me know if there is bad mistakes in grammer.

-RC-