YAHOOOO!!!!
From the "If you can't beat them, join them" files
I've just been informed that I have been recommened to become a train driver!

After 15+ years of being at the mercy of them, I get to take some more control of my train trip.



The fact that I get a seat and never have to sit next to an overweight nutter eating curry who has never used deoderant in their life is a plus, not to mention fulfilling the dream of every 5 year old boy has about what they want to do when they grow up.
And they pay me for riding the train, instead of asking me to hand over money!!!