Yeah, in Florida rocks are against the law and we measure ant hills to find the highest elevation in the county. On the gulf coast near Tampa the ground is so level that if the ocean rises a foot, it can move over a mile inland. I'm not saying we're completely flat but people do play a lot of billiards on us.
Volusia County, Mosquito County until the dad blamed Democrats renamed it in the 1920's, is the sharkbite capital of the freakin' world! We're proud. I'd do a Rebel yell, but I don't know how.
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