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Originally Posted by August
Npw that may come as no surprise to some here  , but actually all I claim to have is a wicked bad head cold. My sinus' are so packed up my upper teeth hurt and the end of my nose is raw from constantly blowing it.
I'm drinking tea with honey atm and Rose is out shopping for some Vicks vapo-rub with which she intends to torture me in some scheme involving a bucket of hot water and a big red towel.
So what i am wondering is what are some home remedy's for head colds in your country/state/province/kingdom/etc? What gets you back on your feet the quickest? |
I've got a good, old fashioned Marine remedy for you....
It's called TAKE THAT SILK PARACHUTE AND WIPE YOUR NOSE WITH IT BEFORE I SHOVE IT UP YOUR A$$ YOU MAGGOT!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? LITTLE ****ING ORPHAN ANNIE!? YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY PITY FROM ME! WHO AUTHORIZED YOU TO HAVE A HEAD COLD!? WELL!? OH, NOTHING TO SAY, HUH? SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU DECIDED TO HAVE A HEAD COLD ALL BY YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU!? THAT'S OUT-****ING-STANDING!!!
YOUR HEAD IS U!.... S!.... GOVERNMENT!..... PROPERTY!!! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF PUTTING UNAUTHORIZED CRAP IN A U.S. GOVERNMENT HEAD!?
GET YOUR A$$ TO SICKBAY AND UN******* YOURSELF! WELL!? WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE!? WHY AREN'T YOU FIXED YET!? JEE-ZUS-CHRIST ALMIGHTY, YOU'RE SLOWER THAN CHRISTMAS!
AND GET AN EXTRA MEDICAL CHIT FROM THE DOCS! I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU'RE GONNA BUMP YOUR HEAD ON A DOORKNOB WHEN YOU GET BACK!
:rotfl: Get well soon August. THAT'S AN ORDER!