So being that we are a dead center of the US and completely land locked, I am Captian and Vice Admiral of the all Volunteer First Fleet of Nebraska, whose primary responsiblity is to protect all corn fields from Russian Submarine attack, and of course to perform all physicals on the female enlisted!
Actually I have seen the ocean a total of maybe 10 times, and have piloted a boat maybe 5 times.
SO naturally I'm qualified to be Vice Admiral!
