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Granted but what it says on the tin is "Contents: Hellspawn, anthrax, botulism toxin, nerve gas, mustard gas, flatulence odour, dog and cat breath, vindaloo and black lung. Open this tin and you will die horribly. Use only as directed. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. For special offers call 1-877-NOW-U-DIE."
I wish for a machine that can convert politicians into degenerate matter on demand.
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