The First and Last Voyage of Captain Noob
Immediatly starting my patrol I came across a ship which I believe to be a Yamato Class battleship!!!111!!! So I fired every torp I had!! LOLZ!!!
I PWNED IT! LOLZ!!!11!!! NOW I END MY PATROL TO GET MY MEDALS!!! I AM THE BEST SILENT HUNTERS PLAYER ON THE PLANET! NOW I WILL GO ONLINE AND PWN SOME NEWBS!!!11
WTF!?!?!? THIS GAME SUXS!!!! I NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!!!!