I have heard that former a former Nazi surgeon moved to the land of Hobbits. He alledgedly has been using sheep and the Mauori people in genetic experimentation to make a fearsome being that has been seen called "Sheepman". It has been reported that many lonely farmer have been lured into the woods by this six foot half sheep half man being where unmentionable sexual deeds are performed only to find the farmer dazed in a drinken stupor and a very sore bum. Something needs to be done about this before this thing makes its way to Australia. We need to invade without delay...
