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Have a Drink!
An Amish farmer walking, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have [POOPED] in it."
The man shouts back: 'I'm from
New
York and just down here campaigning for
Obama,
I can't understand you. Please speak
in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
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