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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... "It's pronounced 'quiche'."

On a serious note.....when called to an incident in a restaurant in the UK, if the customer is refusung to pay stating the meal was rubbish/below acceptable standards, but can show they are carrying enough money to cover the bill....it becomes a civil matter and seldom worth the legal fees a restaurant would face in trying to recover the cost of the bill.

So is that a tip on how to get a free meal?