:hmm: ...I got out my SHIV paperwork and found a clause in the User Agreement, in fine print it clearly states:
end user shall refrain from imbibing any liguid[s] from containers carrying the following label and or logo :...
...for at least 24 hours prior to playing this sim. Failure to do so may result in unpredictable consequences which may in turn lead to posts on related and or unrelated forums. 
Case closed.
