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Originally Posted by Murr44
How about this to start off the day: I got up this morning & as usual, made my morning coffee. When I went to open the cream I could smell that it had spoiled. After pitching that out I put on some clothes & went down to the corner store to get a new carton. When I went to get on the elevator I could smell that something was wrong. Sure enough some "person", and I use that term very loosely, had taken a sh*t & smeared it all over one wall of the elevator!  After nearly being sick to my stomach I walked the 8 flights of stairs to the ground floor. This isn't easy for me as I live on the 4th floor & I'm disabled.
I get downstairs, go to the store & buy my stuff and come back. Figuring that I'll use the other elevator (we've got 2) I get back into my building only to find that the other car is out of service.  Up those 8 flights again! I really hate using that stairwell as it's filthy and I never know what I'll run in to (crackheads & bums), plus it just tires me right out.
Long story short; I really got get out of this f*cking building. It used to be okay; now it's just a hole. I figure that I should change my location (in the User CP) to "somewhere deep in the *sshole of Ontario".
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