Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give
away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS"
next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man
stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have
there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even
open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car
and they drove away.
Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager
and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that
they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell
everyone about these "democrat" kitt ens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of
kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars
pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo
and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said, I just
want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens
you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me they were
DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But, today they have their eyes open."
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