PJO has a lot of gems.
For example:
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."
"Whenever there's injustice, oppression and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening".