Granted but after investigating you discover all that crap was paid for with your money and bought on your behalf. All fingers of guilt are pointed in your direction and the mere fact that you are innocent of killing the pig for the vindaloo or building the dams in the papadam mean nothing. You are hounded by exotic food fanatics anxious to acquire your bits and pieces for some nice take-out steak and kidney pie. Eventually they will catch you.
I wish for a fishing trip to Calabogie.
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