How about a couple of sea stories, lets see there was the one where we hit something running along about 4kts at 200' with the periscope down of course, no contacts or bilogic's in the Med back in 69
or
the one where we caught the captain riding the exercycle between the tubes eating potato chips at the same time.
or
the one when I asked the super smart XO why he was on subs when he could've been a CEO anywhere in the states.
His answer was simply this, "Well bascially I'm a killer"