Double Crush Time
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Originally Posted by Digital_Trucker
Granted, but now rifleman13 has stuck his head up his bum so you can't whack it
I wish I was the Wizard of Oz
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Granted, but Dorothy claims that you tried to molest her and you are arrested. Your lawyer gets the charges dropped but now you are being sued by the Lion for making him cry. The Yellow Brick Road need to be replaced, the munchkins have started to revolt and some straw guy is planning a coup. Did I mention the smelly little gift Toto left on your floor...
Tango589 wrote:
I wish I could talk to the animals.
Granted, you can talk to them all you wish but they still won't listen.
I wish the world would stop rotating.