[Sailor Steve]

Ah was borun in Dallas, but grew up in Laos Angelees. Of course I loast my Texan quickleh, but every time we'd go back home Ah'd pick it raht bake up agin.

Both those vidyos left off the most important word: Oal. Yew know, the stuff that makes Texas what it is; the stuff you pull up out of the ground? It's pernounced "oal".

Ever now and then Ah used to run into folks who'd try to be Texan by talkin like a Georgian. Ah'd have to tell um: They say "Geoagia", we say "Georrrrgia". In Texas we have "R"s. Texans don't talk lahk southerners a'tall - Texans talk like Huckleberry Hound!