[Sailor Steve]

Okay, I have the opposite one:

Woman goes into a pet shop, and a parrot immediately whistles at her. She says "That's cute. Does he do anything else?"

"Well, ma'am", the owner says, "he knows a lot, but he...well, you see, he was raised in a house of ill repute."

"Oh, does he swear a lot?"

"No ma'am, nothing like that. I'll show you. Polly, speak!"

"Pretty girls! Lots of pretty girls! Prettiest girls you've ever seen!" And the parrot whistles again.

The woman grins from ear to ear. "I've got to have that bird! The girls in my bridge club will love him!"

So, she pays for the parrot and takes him home, just in time for bridge club. Once her friends have arrived she whips off the cover to the cage, and the bird starts right in: "Pretty girls! Lots of pretty girls!"

Her friends are amazed. "Oh, that is wonderful!" "He's so cute!" "Fred's going to love him!"

So then her husband comes home. She says "Honey, you have to see this!"

She whips off the cover and the parrot says "Pretty girls! Lots of pretty girls! Get your pretty girls right here! HIYA FRED!"