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Old 08-08-08, 09:10 PM   #2
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Hahahahahaha! This is the dumbest article yet out of Europe! Enough said!

I just have to ask, do you seriously believe this? Someone should fire that Euro reporter! I bet his name ends with Schultz and is direct from Germany!

If you don't know who Schultz is, look here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogan's_Heroes

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[edit] Sergeant Schultz

Feldwebel (Sergeant) Hans Georg Schultz, serial number 23781 (John Banner) is Klink's bumbling, highly unmilitary sergeant of the guard. Schultz is a basically good-hearted man who, when confronted by evidence of the prisoners' covert activities, will simply look the other way, repeating "I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!" (or, more commonly as the series went on, simply "I see nothing, nothing!") in order to avoid becoming involved in any way. This eventually became a catch phrase of the series. In civilian life, he is the owner of a highly-successful toy and novelty company, The Schotzie Toy Company. Schultz carried a Krag-Jørgensen rifle which he never keeps loaded. He wears a fictitious version of the Iron Cross (4th Grade) which, in episode "The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz", was awarded by General Kammler, a friend from World War I, who addresses Schultz by first name (Hans), and whom Schultz addresses as Lieutenant Kammler. In the second season episode "Killer Klink", Schultz is described by Klink as being "in his forties". In reality, Banner was in his late fifties.
Basically, Schultz was an idiot - quite simillar to this reporter.
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