What did the kamikaze pilot say to his students?
Watch closely - I'm only going to show you once!
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If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work?
Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes!
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Paddy is serving on an anti-aircraft battery in the Pacific in WW2 when he sees a Japanese plane flying towards him with the pilot waving a sword in the air screaming "Banzai! Banzai! Kamikaze!"
Paddy turns to his mate and says "Stupid tw*t will kill himself flying like that."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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