OH MY GOD IT'S SPREADING!!! SHUT THE WINDOWS, PULL DOWN THE BLINDS AND HAMMER CROOKED PIECES OF WOOD OVER THE DOORS!!
It really is enough to make you burst into tears. Who decided kids can't tell the difference between chocolate and plastic? Some half-assed local government bloater with a cheap suit and bad haircut. That's who.
^rant over^
^breathe deep and relax^