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Platapus · 08-02-08, 12:13 PM

Do you know how to make an English man laugh on Wednesday?

Tell him a joke on Monday.

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An Englishman is visiting an American friend on his farm and is marveling at how much vegetables the American farmer is growing.

The Englishman asks the American farmer "what do you do with the vegetables you don't eat?

The American, being somewhat of a rum wit, replies "we eat what we can, and what we can't we can."

The Englishman thought this was a wonderful pun and can't wait until he tells this to his friends back in London.

Back home, the Englishman is telling the story to his friends. "I asked my friend what he did with the vegetables he did not eat? You will never guess what he said. This is so funny. My friend told me that 'we eat what we can, what we can't we put up in tins."
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08-02-08, 12:13 PM	#15
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,386 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Do you know how to make an English man laugh on Wednesday? Tell him a joke on Monday. <rimshot> An Englishman is visiting an American friend on his farm and is marveling at how much vegetables the American farmer is growing. The Englishman asks the American farmer "what do you do with the vegetables you don't eat? The American, being somewhat of a rum wit, replies "we eat what we can, and what we can't we can." The Englishman thought this was a wonderful pun and can't wait until he tells this to his friends back in London. Back home, the Englishman is telling the story to his friends. "I asked my friend what he did with the vegetables he did not eat? You will never guess what he said. This is so funny. My friend told me that 'we eat what we can, what we can't we put up in tins." :rotfl: __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.