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Originally Posted by TarJak
Granted, he instead throws himself under the wheels of a Trabant.
I wish I owned one of these:

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Granted, but taking it home it gets hit by an RPG and totalled. You're unhurt but you should have gotten that rocket warhead protection coverage your insurance company offered. You bank now calls in your car loan.
I wish people would pick up their dog's droppings.