[Biggles]

-So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.

-No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

-Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets of your testicles already.

-And now remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty time this taunting this time, you endured nothing yet, dappy english k...niggets, pfffffrffff!!