I tried using the bombsight on the He111 but in the end just thought "Sod it" and dive-bombed the damn airfield. Hit a hangar too. I hope I get credited for that... :hmm: It's my only kill so far...
As for playing chicken with the rest of you, yes, that was close
I slammed the brakes on and hit full port rudder as soon as I saw what was happening, and thankfully that took effect before I ploughed into you
I'm glad no-one spotted me accidentally turn off both my engines whilst trying to type in chat...that could have been quite embarrasing had I not managed to get them both going again... And Fin, you forgot to mention about Gorings 111 trying to take the road to Berlin!
And the German bumper car tournament at the start of the sortee. Fortunately, I got some shots
Impressed (!) by the attempt by the Kriegsmarine to disguise shipping using breaking lines, Goring orders our Staffel to try it out. Unfortunately our ground crew didn't quite get the idea...
Gorings private Heinkel. Going off-road, cross country to Berlin.
"Gotterdam it Hans, will someone shift the fat bastard to the back so we can at least get the nose up?!"
"Our plane is slightly damaged, we need to flee somewhere safe! I know...let's go and lie down on this active runway!!" 
Schroder goes after another P.11 whilst Raptor reports his second kill, shortly before being rammed...
German Bumper Car Championships 1939
